how do you even make rice w/o a rice cooker??? like do u fucking boil that shit urself what the fuck
don’t ask me
like
microwave uncle ben’s or sth i dON’T KNOW
what is wrong w white people lmao jesus h
“let me explain u a thing about ur own culture. i learned this from paula deen.”
once my brother posted something in passing about the convenience of rice cookers on his facebook and like ten of his white friends took it as an opportunity to explain to him how unnecessary rice cookers are and how you can make perfect rice w/o them
and i just
don’t pity the dead pity the living and above all pity those who gave up on teen wolf after only watching the first episode
#but mostly lend your pity to those of us who are still watching three seasons in (theohgodofhangovers)
if you kill chris pine who’ll be hokage??
william shatner is still alive the duties will fall back on him
the moment in the adventure time episode with the horse where jake sighs wearily and says “dude, let’s kill the horse” like it’s the unfortunate but necessary solution to their problem is basically how i feel about chris pine.
too many years of this, chris pine.
Ichabod Crane wakes up from the throes of death 250 years in the future to find the world on the brink of destruction and learn he is humanity’s only hope. x
I can’t be the only one on tumblr who thinks that this is the stupidest thing they’ve ever seen
excuse me it looks like national treasure and potc had a child and anointed it w/ nicole beharie what’s not to love

Really Don’t Care | Demi Lovato (feat. Cher Lloyd)
Ichabod Crane wakes up from the throes of death 250 years in the future to find the world on the brink of destruction and learn he is humanity’s only hope. x
going to be offline pretty much all day (it’s my sister’s birthday!) so i’ll answer messages etc. when i get back tonight!