marlinpieisgod:

digivolvin:

the hardest part about being a feminist is knowing that one day soon i will grow 15 feet and my arms will shrink and i will become a t-rex with an insatiable appetite for man blood

and there’s nothing i can do to stop it

the transformation has already begun i can feel it in my bones

the hardest part about being a feminist is when you hit a dude adn he hits you back just as hard.

there’s equality for ya. now go make a sammich.

a woman making a joke on the internet about feminism— about turning into a dinosaur and eating innocent men, no less. this sounds serious. you didn’t want to have to resort to this but… desperate times call for desperate measures.

you’re going to have to do it.

you’re going to have to make a sandwich joke

this is a tradition passed down from the ancient men’s rights scriptures of 4chan, dating back to the early 2000s AD

you inhale deeply

it’s not an easy task, but this feminist is out of control. if you don’t do it now who knows what dark horrors she’ll unleash upon mankind